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Noone in their right mind should take health advice via internet message boards. People need to fess up and go to a doctor. There are some strange things we hear about that we could repeat here in Anglo, but with the mind that we'll consult our doctors in the end.

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Psoriasis. Some people are swearing by the benefit of banana peels. Bananas!

It might have to do with some oil.

It's one of those things that wouldn't hurt to try but psoriasis is complicated. I'm just discussing. That's what I meant by harmless.Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 19.02.11 o godzinie 06:00

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Get some tonometry. It's quick, and just save a few Zloty/Euro for it. You dont have to do it this week.

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Men, we need to check ourselves for testicular lumps, contour changes, and see our doctor if we're not sure about what seems strange. It sounds funny here at Anglosphere because we can be raucous. You wouldn't be that way if you involved your lymphatics with bullshit.Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 19.02.11 o godzinie 06:13

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Are you eating trans fats? Eat a car tire while you're at it.
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Joj Y.:
Are you eating trans fats? Eat a car tire while you're at it.
I don't recall eating trans fats by name. Where do they exist - in what form?

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İlter K.:
I don't recall eating trans fats by name. Where do they exist - in what form?
Good. I'm glad about the name recognition, like if I had never heard of Whiskey. Think how happy Paul M from the Beatles would be if he had never recalled a Heather by name. :)

You probably know them, though. They add a hydrogen atom to some fat in a lab. I forgot we're not all eating American food so I used the local term. Artificially hydrogenated vegetable oils and other fats. The source and where they exist: Any food that a lab wants to make taste better. If some food is called by the same name in every country - probably uses it or did. Margarine, a alot of it in potato chips, fries, etc. McDonalds. They're clearly atherogenic, thus my joke about eating a tire. :)

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Joj Y.:
Men, we need to check ourselves for testicular lumps, contour changes, and see our doctor if we're not sure about what seems strange. It sounds funny here at Anglosphere because we can be raucous. You wouldn't be that way if you involved your lymphatics with bullshit.Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 19.02.11 o godzinie 06:13

It reminds me of Jasper Carrott and one of his sketches:
- We ought to feel our testies every six months to see if there's any lumps there. Six months?! There's no bloke who doesn't feel them every six minutes! You can have a new hair growing and you know before breakfast!

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Grzegorz P.:

It reminds me of Jasper Carrott and one of his sketches:
- We ought to feel our testies every six months to see if there's any lumps there. Six months?! There's no bloke who doesn't feel them every six minutes! You can have a new hair growing and you know before breakfast!

Men could make a day of it. I heard of a woman (and it's probably a seriously nice idea for many) who used to date herself when evenings alone were monotonous. That means "no instant soup and a book for her tonight." Au contraire. Not if she was hoping to make it special at the end of the date. Lamb. Maybe oysters. She would go to the movies, a park, art museum, etc. Then it was a walk or drive, then home, and if things went well? Well, she invited herself home. Some wine, maybe. Candles. Slip into something more comfortable. I dont know what happened then.

A burrito for breakfast, futbol, and go on your date during halftime. Then ask yourself to get yourself a beer.

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It wont stop. I'm trying to think of a more archaic notion - that even modern people wont let go of - than the one about the causative effects of cold/wet on getting a "cold"/flu virus. A good way to inoculate yourself with a cold is to shake hands with someone. Then put that hand to your face, eyes, nose, mouth. The next time someone tells me about a hat "or catch a cold?" I'll be caressing Mr. Flame Thrower. Checking all the valves. :)Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 24.02.11 o godzinie 22:21

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What the hell is a mononitrate? Xantham Gum. Potassium sorbate. When you make ryba po Grecku do you go to your cupboard and shuffle salt and pepper aside, ask "Damn. Where's the calcium disodium. I thought I still had some calcium disodium?"

If you wouldn't use it don't let people sell you that stuff in stores.

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You're not being a freak if you ask your health care provider whether they have remembered to wash their hands before they do the business for which they are there. Even if it's only shaking hands. Docs in US hospitals remember to do that only about 1/2 of the time, and that's one of the best ways to transfer a superbug.

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Anaphylaxis is the most severe allergic response, and fortunately, rare. I would say 15% of people could have this reaction to a number of allergens, including foods, insect bites, medications, textiles, etc. It's instant and it's systemic. You know it as that swelling and blocked airway thing.

Next time you get a check-up, ask the doc if an Epipen is right for you. That's a pen-shaped device that delivers a dose of epinepherine in the event of a reaction - I'm thinking of your may weekend and bees.Joj Y. edytował(a) ten post dnia 28.03.11 o godzinie 18:32

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If you're drinking these sports drinks, like Gatorade or Powerade - I dunno if you even have them in your town - chug them, don't sip. They contain organic acids that are extremely hard on your tooth enamel. Don't let your kids drink those like water. It can damage their teeth.

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