Steve Jones

Steve Jones Business English
Trainer, Translator,
Proofreader

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
Arvind Juneja

Arvind Juneja Współtwórca @
Fangol.pl | Blogger
@ Fitback.pl

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Because my friend, I can't work in two places in the same time.. or can I?
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I can, and I don't. I don't like iphone and getting a bigger version of it doesn't make sense to me.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Smile in a way no one will think you are an idiot..
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
dunno...
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
maybe... ;)Arvind Juneja edytował(a) ten post dnia 19.03.10 o godzinie 11:17
David R.

David R. Teacher, Buckingham
English

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Because my boss doesn't want me to stay.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I've never thought about an i-pad. Conventional sanitary towels are perfectly adequate.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Never repress the inner idiot.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
Lech Krakow
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
My partner is a porn star and he doesn't like to bring his work home with him.
Tatiana S.

Tatiana S. Managing Partner

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
Thanks.
1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?

I never looked for jobs whhile still emplyed. Come to think of it, I spent the last 13 yeears not being employed as such. I wouldn't know what to say.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?


Obrazek


3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?

Smile anyway. Depends on the smile. I can't imagine grinning like the Cheshire cat all the time but a smile never hurt anyone. I have been smiling for most of the time for like a year :)

4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?

Huh?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
I don't really watch porn. Had a glimpse a couple times but it just doesn't do it for me. Besides, I'm a cold fish.
Łukasz Jędrzejczak

Łukasz Jędrzejczak "Be the change you
want to see in the
world

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Currenly I'm looking for a job
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I think for me only capable options is 3g ipad
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows > you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
know what to do in right place on right time
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
one of French team
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
LOL

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Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
'Cos I'm too good for the money.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I've never even started thinking about it in the first place.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Smile just the right amount.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
If I ever bet, I'm sure it would be a team I wouldn't bet on.
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
?

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Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Thanks, Adam :)

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?"
I would probably make my chin start quivering just for fun. People in HR ought to put away the fake, shit books they read and get down to business instead of trying to be trendy.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
When I go to phone stores I gravitate to where old ladies are standing. That's my speed. I wouldn't know an I-pad if it hit me in the face.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
I wouldn't do business with someone who is preoccupied with that.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
Kentucky.
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
I wouldn't say fun but it's just business and you need to do your editing, so...
Andrzej S.

Andrzej S. Krok za krokiem, do
przodu.

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?

I don't.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?

It made me think what the I-pad is actually.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?

Smile.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?

Newcastle United. I guess.
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?

No. I'd rather act than watch anyway. And it's not my thing.
Tatiana Z.

Tatiana Z. CAO @ Kontomatik

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
mahalo!
1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
I'd probably made up a fib on the spot
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I've never thought about it
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
gosh, doesn't it hurt?
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
gummi bears
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
I don't have a partner
Krzysztof Juszczak

Krzysztof Juszczak Dyrektor Produkcji,
Ruke

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?

1. I don't know... because I'm not looking for a job.
2. I never thought about it. So, yes, I can!
3. Use smile whenever is needed, but not all the time.
4. Manchester United.
5. I have never tried watching that kind of movies with my partner. I'll tell latter...
Anna Żylińska

Anna Żylińska mFaktoring, Senior
Specialist

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?

Looks like an exit interview question. This is not the right time for me to answer.
Just want a raise and let me do what I do now :)
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I don't know what I-pad is...so not applicable :)
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?

Who smiles all the time? A stoned or a wacko or a stoned wacko.
Just listen and smile accordingly.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?

No bloody clue. Polonia Warszawa? :) Jagiellonia Białystok?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?

Yes, it's all about having fun, isn't it?

Can you imagine watching porn so deadpan as if you were watching "Schindler's List"?
Marcin Jasiński

Marcin Jasiński Global Leader | CEO
Advisor | Management
Consultant | mjt...

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?

Thanks Adam & Steve,

1. Because I achieved my goals and the current job is not challenging enough. I cannot stretch myself and, therefore, learn and grow.
2. In fact I am not thinking about it too much. Still very happy with my iPAQ.
3. Stay focused, but keep this sparkle in the eye. Be assertive.
4. Barcelona
5. Don't have a partner, don't watch the porn movies. I guess many of you would say "Get a life!".

Cheers,

MJ
Aneta W.

Aneta W. "People are better
than no people..."

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
Thanks.
1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Because I don't have enough patience for teenagers who think that everybody and everything is stupid and pointless.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I don't want to get it.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Be yourself.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
Huh?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
We don't watch any porn so my answer is no.

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Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Because I hate it.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I don't know what an i-pad is so naturally I don't think about it at all!
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Get a grip and stop smiling for God's sake! Noone's expectiong you to (smile all the time)!
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
What's that?
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
We don't watch porn movies- could you recommend any GOOD?
Michał K.

Michał K. Specjalista Oracle
PL/SQL.

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Because i wan;t to develope myself bla bla straight from book titled how to pass the interview
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I don't need iThings, i don't like gadgets, and i agree with hitler :>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4&feature=you...
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Just don't care
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
Fuck this
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
don't have now

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
I don't want to leave my job.
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
I barely started thinking of it. I don't want to get another invention by Jobs.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
I smile. I'm a clown. So what?
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
This one is way too difficult. I won't pass it.

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Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
thx!

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
coz I want to move on:)however, having a boss is no fun,being one is quite a different story...:)
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
no idea what you guys are talking about...:)
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
be yourself, it always works!at least it should...
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
again, no idea...
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
N/A

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Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

'N/A' - I like that :)
Paweł G.

Paweł G. Instytut Fizyki
Plazmy i Laserowej
Mikrosyntezy,
Project ...

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
THX
1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
For you to have a stupid riddle :P
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
What, the fokk is the I-pad?
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
I'm never smiling.
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
Jews.
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
LOL. Do you mean talk-shows?
Agnieszka Piasecka

Agnieszka Piasecka Ukraina, jeśli
krótko.

Temat: FFF 19.03.2010

Steve Jones:
From Adam Kaczmarczyk. Thanks!
Thanks :)

1. "Why do you want to leave your job?" - Present your answers to this interview question?
Because I can't split myself in two :)
2. Can you stop thinking of I-pad and why do you want to get it?
Sure I can cause I don't :) I am happy with classy modest items and I am in no need of posessing the newest stuff on the market.
3. When talking to customer, boss etc... a smile is good, it shows you are relaxed and capable of good humor. If you smile all the time, it may appear as if you are a clown, completely insecure or an idiot. Not good. So what to do?
Asian smile is a solution :)
4. Who will win the Championship League Title this year ?
Not a clue and I don't care. I do not watch this...
5. Do you have fun watching porn movies with your partner?
No need to do that :P

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