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Temat: Headlines from the future

I started this in Polish too, but I think the English ones will be totally different.

Think of a real or fake newspaper, magazine, news station and then come up with a funny or thought provoking headline from the future :)

Example::

Washington Gibberish
March 5, 2011
Barack Obama goes to jail for turning America into socialist Sweden. Many free massages to follow.
23.04.2009, 05:59
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Bernd Schreckenberg We are the
facilitators of our
own creative
evolution.

Temat: Headlines from the future

The Global Observer
The internet is off for good! Let the revolution begin.
Read the exciting story on pages 2-20.
23.04.2009, 06:36
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Temat: Headlines from the future

The Global Observer OnLine Edition
day after - April 2, 2013

Our report about the Internet being off for good was an April Fool Day prank. We apologize to readers who joined the revolution.a n d r z e j C. edytował(a) ten post dnia 23.04.09 o godzinie 07:16
23.04.2009, 07:10
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Bernd Schreckenberg We are the
facilitators of our
own creative
evolution.

Temat: Headlines from the future

from the scraps of yellow and clumbled pieces of paper

dated: April 2013 or something

horror.
end of the w.
fools.

spaceships turns back into space after discovering no further life or pieces of information

:P
23.04.2009, 23:04
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Marta Głowacka English teacher and
translator

Temat: Headlines from the future

The Global Observer, culture section
dated: April 7th 2023

Barbara Streisand Farewell Tour
Take 20. Celine Dion and Elton John will thank the mother of Whitney HoustonMarta Głowacka edytował(a) ten post dnia 24.04.09 o godzinie 23:07
24.04.2009, 23:07
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Kamil F. Właściciel /
Manager

Temat: Headlines from the future

Washington Ghost
September 11th, 2020

David Copperfield accused of terrorism while standing on top of Empire State Building with a bomb in his hands and performing "boom boom" show.

Time Shi(f)t
December 24th, 2045

USA finally thinks of doing away with visas for Poland though the bill did not pass again.Kamil F. edytował(a) ten post dnia 24.04.09 o godzinie 23:53
24.04.2009, 23:52
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Temat: Headlines from the future

Boston Something
May 2, 2019
Former vice president Dick Cheney caught water boarding another Yankee.
25.04.2009, 06:13
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Bernd Schreckenberg We are the
facilitators of our
own creative
evolution.

Temat: Headlines from the future

The German Voice
04/01/2053
Gay Turkish-rooted Bundeskanzler elected to finally legalize potBernd Schreckenberg edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.04.09 o godzinie 10:40
25.04.2009, 10:40
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The Squeaky Voice of Montreal
October 23, 2010
Celine Dion admits she is a transvestite born as Udo Pfleger in Dresden, Germany. Millions of new fans rush to buy her new album.
25.04.2009, 17:36
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Ilter K. Business Developer,
Music Producer, AVID
Certified Instru...

Temat: Headlines from the future

a n d r z e j C.:
Think of a real or fake newspaper, magazine, news station and then come up with a funny or thought provoking headline from the future ...
There will be no real or fake newspapers in the future.
Sorry to shatter your imagination and the hardwork you'd put in here, but you need to get yourself accustomed to this idea as soon as you can.

No problem, it is my job, in a sense...
25.04.2009, 19:25
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The Antioch Tribune
May 17, 2018
Turkish President Ilter Kalkanci bans all press in Turkey further delaying Turkey's EU membership quest.a n d r z e j C. edytował(a) ten post dnia 25.04.09 o godzinie 19:54
25.04.2009, 19:54
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Ilter K. Business Developer,
Music Producer, AVID
Certified Instru...

Temat: Headlines from the future

haha, I'd get the application forms back anyway. No contracts - no delays.
25.04.2009, 20:29
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Temat: Headlines from the future

The Global Medic
October 10, 2009
The swine flu pandemic is now world-wide. Will Smith continues his work on an effective vaccine.
26.04.2009, 16:25
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Anna L. ...

Temat: Headlines from the future

U2 Silesia Chorzów.
6th August 2009!
:)
LA
26.04.2009, 16:36
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Dziennik Zachodni
July 29, 2009
U2 concert canceled due to the world wide pandemic of swine flu.
26.04.2009, 16:37
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Anna L. ...

Temat: Headlines from the future

a n d r z e j C.:
Dziennik Zachodni
July 29, 2009
U2 concert canceled due to the world wide pandemic of swine flu.

Poland is clear!

No! I have ticket!
:(
26.04.2009, 16:40
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last page of every Polish newspaper
26 Apr 2017

Absolutely amazing! The Polish national football team has made history by winning 10:0 against San Marino for the second time in the FIFA World Cup qualifications.

They have lost every other game in 2018 qualifications though...
26.04.2009, 20:44
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Dziennik Zachodni
July 29, 2009
U2 concert cancelled as no tickets were sold after everyone realised Bono is a pointless fool.
26.04.2009, 20:54
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Gymraeg Dydd
January 7, 2014

Cofiwch Dryweryn mysteriously disappears. Polish immigrants suspected of theft.
2.05.2009, 20:02
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