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Steve Jones Owner, Distinction
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Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

Quotes are fantastic, persuasive, convincing, funny, inspirational and are used constantly during talks, presentations and arguments to boost credibility.

So... inspired by Adam Lipiński's great quote from Helen Rowland: "A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."

... I declare this thread opened!

What quotes do you particularly like?

Which words of wisdom have stuck in your mind?
10.08.2008, 23:23
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Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

(heard long ago)
10.08.2008, 23:25
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Kamila G. trener-konsultant,
psycholog, SHL
Polska

Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

(Woody Allen)
10.08.2008, 23:37
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I love Zsa Zsa Gabor:

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

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And my fav:
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
10.08.2008, 23:42
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Kamila G. trener-konsultant,
psycholog, SHL
Polska

Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(Woody Allen again)
11.08.2008, 20:29
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I'm the best! Citation needed.

(Wikipedia style T-Shirt)
11.08.2008, 20:39
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Krzysztof Bryzek Właściciel /
dyrektor, ATET Euro
- Tłumacze S.C.,
MTA Pol...

Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

Aaaawesome.
Just made my day :)

Tatiana S.:
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

(heard long ago)


And now a quote thread killer by Oscar Wilde:
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."Krzysztof Bryzek edytował(a) ten post dnia 11.08.08 o godzinie 20:52
11.08.2008, 20:43
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Steve Jones Owner, Distinction
Language and
Training Centre. NLP
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Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

One of my all time faves by Henry Ford:

"If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right."

Sublime
11.08.2008, 21:53
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I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Thmas Edison.
11.08.2008, 23:46
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How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

Henry David Thoreau
12.08.2008, 03:13
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson
12.08.2008, 03:15
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Obrazek


Hunter S. Thompson
12.08.2008, 03:38
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Robin Williams, the best source of fun:

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I’m looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like 'What? There's no toilet?' Once you get used to high speed you ain’t going back.

(or, wi-fi. He's soooo right!)
12.08.2008, 08:46
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Patrycja P. Migrant Adviser

Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Erica JongPatrycja P. edytował(a) ten post dnia 13.08.08 o godzinie 11:30
13.08.2008, 11:29
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Tatiana S.:
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like 'What? There's no toilet?' Once you get used to high speed you ain’t going back.

(or, wi-fi. He's soooo right!)

You take your computer to hotels?????!!!!
13.08.2008, 11:32
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Patrycja P.:
And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Erica JongPatrycja P. edytował(a) ten post dnia 13.08.08 o godzinie 11:30

hey you! it's been a while...
13.08.2008, 11:52
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Patrycja P. Migrant Adviser

Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

Rafal W.:

hey you! it's been a while...

summer, hols, you know :) let's get outta here before we are bashed for going OT :)
13.08.2008, 11:56
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Michal B. stud.

Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

1.Sir Winston Churchill : " A joke is a very serious thing."

2. King George V - "Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance."
13.08.2008, 14:40
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Temat: The Quotes Thread (funny/ philosophical/ inspirational)

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.
Aldous Huxley

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.
Aldous Huxley
13.08.2008, 14:48
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If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
George Orwell

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George OrwellRafal W. edytował(a) ten post dnia 13.08.08 o godzinie 14:49
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