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Joj Y.:
I talk with a psychologist once per week in order to avoid trouble. I think everyone should. You have an objective listener.

I sleep like a log. Suddenly she says "let's talk about this thing about you that you keep everyone at a distance..."

and I have bad dreams since. Fired.

Temat: what really gets me is....

Violetta P.:
People farting on buses! How can one fart when it's so hot!
God bless them before I kill them!

Mating in developing countries can be strange if you are not accustomed to it.

Did you know that a Polish male can produce up to 441 farting sounds, whereby you can estimate his provenience by the length and pitch of his fart? Lest not forget about the smell which can vary from "I find you interesting" to "Let's have unprotected, dirty sex on my disabled cousins bed with our dirty socks on".
The sounds themselves follow the chromatic scale, mostly from fis to fart more or less sophisticatedly modulated by the "pipe" which is how we call the anus under such circumstances.

For more information about the musical side you can check here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromatic_scale

If you after all still feel intimidated, I'd advise a "mating disruptor" which you may find here:

http://www.pesticides1.com/pesticide-suppliers/poland/...

All the best and don't forget, the French call it "the little pest" ;)

Temat: what really gets me is....

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